1) The nominations have been considered and narrowed down to ten (10) contestants.
2) Each reader of Visions of Ypsi is allowed one (1) vote.
3) Votes are to be posted in the comments section of this post.
4) Giving people shit based on who they voted for is not only accepted, but encouraged.
5) All votes posted by 12:00 AM on New Years Eve will be counted.
6) Voting is closed @ 12:01 AM New Years Day.
7) Late nominations will be considered, but discouraged.
8) Those nominated but not included on this official ballot are not eligible for late nominations.
9) If a voter wishes to change his or her vote, she or he must petition the writers of Visions of Ypsi.
10) Anonymously posted votes will only be accepted if the writers of Visions of Ypsi are told who the person is who is voting anonymously. In other words, the post can be anonymous and I will protect his or her anonymity, but I want to know who is voting.
11) We @ Visions of Ypsi will only cast a vote to break a tie if said vote is necessary.
12) Ineligible Nominees: Ali Landry... gave birth in July which means she was eligible in 2006; Bridget Moynahan... announced her pregnancy in February, explaining that she was 3 months pregnant which disqualifies her for the same reason as Ali Landry.
Previous winners include such luminaries as Michelle Willaims & Maggie Gyllenhaal & the anticipation to see who will be crowned this year's winner has been building for months. And now... Your 2007 Visions of Ypsi Celebrity M.I.L.F. of the Year Nominees:
Christina Aguilera: This 27 year old pop-singer was knocked up by her husband, music marketing executive Jordan Bratman. She is known for her vocal ability & her fantastic tits
Jessica Alba: This Invisible Woman was knocked up by her boyfriend, Cash Warren, who was mistakenly referred to as an actor on here last week. That's almost as bad as referring to Jessica Alba as an actress.
Halle Berry: The 41 year old Bond-Girl was impregnated by her long-time companion, French-Canadian supermodel Gabriel Aubry. Here's to hoping her parenting skills are better than her acting in Die Another Day.
Helena Bonham Carter: Our weirdest nominee in now w/ child for the 3rd time thanks to her weird husband, Tim Burton. Apparently, they live in opposite wings of a house connected by a long hallway.
Elizabeth Hasselbeck: Former Survivor contestant & current co-host of the view, she is known for her wacky conservative views and her opposition to Darwinian science.
Angelina Jolie: W/ her 2nd nomination in this category, Bradjelina is preparing for her 5th child... the 2nd whom she is birthing. If y'all remember correctly, there was a little controversy w/ her previous nomination because some readers felt that adoption shouldn't have made people eligible for this award. Well, this time she actually has a bun in the oven so no one can complain.
Nancy Kerrigan: This horse-face, who had a small role in Blades of Glory, got herself knocked up this year & recently gave birth... I guess it's an improvement from what she got knocked last time she was in the news. It's not clear if she carried the child in her uterus or somewhere in her huge gums. No pregnant pics could be found, but that's probably just as well.
Jennifer Lopez: Jenny from the Block is pregnant w/ the child of her husband, Marc Anthony. Coincidentally, while she is honored to be nominated for this award, she is also the 2007 Visions of Ypsi Beard of the Year. J. Lo. is raking in the awards hand over fist.
Drea de Matteo: This Soprano is currently dating Waylon Jennings' son, Shooter Jennings, who has knocked her up. Of course, she knows people who can give you a world of trouble if you don't vote for her.
Jennifer Weiner: This "Chick Lit" writer is friends w/ Toni Morrison & Joyce Carol Oates & is certainly just happy to be nominated. It's not clear if she's pregnant in this pic or not, but we'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
32 comments:
It's a toss off between Berry and Alba. I'll go with Berry though.
Heck no. I know Halle has that killer smile and the eyes, and Jessica has that mutant assassin type shit goin' on (knowwhahumsayin'?), but for my money, I'm going with Angelina.
Take those lips, that smile, all the nice curvy parts of her, the bat-shit-crazy blood rituals... she's the whole package.
She could even cut on me a little if she wanted to. Just give me a little taste of that nutso-flavored honey pie first... c'mon Angie baby, just a little taste...
OK- my vote is Aguliera, but I vote against people being able to vote anonymously. That's silly.
Even though I nominated Halle Berry for MILF of the year...I'm voting for Christina Aguliera.
Angelina shouldn't be a nominee...it's already a known fact that she is a MILF, she has like 10 kids already and has been nominated in the past so, I don't think she should be allowed on the list anymore!
It's a tossup between Helena Bonham Carter and Drea de Matteo for me. They seem the least slickest of the bunch, and I don't go for slick. I like the hallway connected houses thing, I think that is brilliant but I'm voting for Drea. She's having Waylon's grandkid, how hot is that, plus I like those boots she's wearing.
Bellatrix all the way baby!! (um Mrs. Burton?) god she is hot..I freakin can't wait to see Sweeney Todd!!
Helena.
While Angelina is doing Biscodo and Stacey is stealing Drea's boots (can you really pick a MILF based on shoe choice? How about boyfriend choice... Shooter is an idiot!), send Carter over to my house. The woman is freaky fun, classy, scruffy, and twisted. I want to play with her hair! And the idea of adjoining houses is brilliant.
BTW, she had the kid (a girl) on Saturday... Indiana Rose. Big brother is Billy Ray Burton. Hmmm... okay, so they are name challenged, but she is still the hottest by far.
Sure, boots can put someone over the top. Can you see a MILF in Keds? Shooter's an idiot? I didn't know that. I just liked him in I Walk the Line. Well, I'm glad to see the votes racking up for Helena anyway. Except the whole thing with Planet of the Apes, yuck, I like her and her boyfriend choice.
Yeah, Planet of the Apes sucked. I would have to say that if I were voting, I'd go for the least "slick" as well, but that picture of Halle Berry is pretty fucking hot.
As for anonymous votes, we must remember that there are people out there who don't want to be associated on-line w/ this sort of classy blog, but at the same time, in keeping w/ my Rosa Parks ways, I want to ensure that has his or her suffragium impeded.
Nice work y'all; keep those votes a'coming in.
Holiday traffic on Visions of Ypsi has been impressive.
I don't get the J.Lo is the Beard of the Year thing.
She's Marc Anthony's beard.
Halle Berry all day and all night!
I still don't get it.
What a shocker, Weiner isn't sweeping the competition. And as for voting for someone based on their shoe/boot choice, I'm for it.
Angelina, out of the 10 nominations, she is by far the hottest.
Jason,
Who's your beard? I probably don't know her because you live around DC, but I'm sure you have one.
Jean... awesome!
Who are you people and what have you done with my real friends? That pic of Halle is hot????? Wha????? That is a bizarre dress. I actually thought I might have to struggle with my choice until I saw that pic!!! Nope.
What's awesome? what am I missing with this whole beard thing?
Do you not know what a beard is? is that the issue? A woman who hangs out w/ (and sometimes marries) a gay guy to help him remain in the closet.
I've never ever heard that term. But you guys seem to know it well. Hmmmm.
I can't believe you've never heard that before. W/ all of your hip lingo, and the fact that you still haven't come out of the closet, I figured you'd know it well.
Keep those votes coming... we're still missing a few key people here. Not to mention a bunch of insignificants.
Jason the beard probably voted for berry because he loves her acting. She sucks.
What was Drea de Matteo in? She looks like a hippie in the picture and that took away any chance of getting my vote, that being said I see why stacy voted for her.
Zoe,
My vote for Halle was not based on that one picture, rather the sum of all the other pictures I have seen of her. Are you implying that MILFs can only be considered hot while pregnant?
Hey now Jean! Watch with the hippie comments! Do hippies like Old Spice? No! it's patchouli they're after. Now, if you notice Drea's footwear which is all I care about, she is not wearing Birkenstocks. That would have eliminated her vote. It is kind of a hippie dress but she's mixing it up a little.
It's better than Halle Barry's Pacific Ocean current dress. We can't see her shoe choice, perhaps that would have redeemed her. She's probably wearing Keds, though.
Just to back Jason up here, I never heard of the beard thing either. Then again, I just divorced that guy in San Francisco so what can I say.
Hey Andre.
Most certainly Helena. What a wonderfully quirky kid she'll have with Tim Burton!
Annette, who's in Iowa, staying in a house with 8 LOUD children all age 10 and under, eatin' cheesey casseroles made with various cans o' Campbell's soup, and (understandably) drinking lots of wine.
I'm glad you finally stopped by. Now you need to get your husband to cast a vote too.
We're also still waiting on Courtney, Don, Joe, Megan, Rachel, Dan, Dawn, & Laura. There's still a week to go though.
Here's where it stands as of right now:
Helena... 3
Angelina... 3
Halle... 2
Christina... 2
Drea... 1
Most certainly Angelina! And if we're judging on the pictures presented here....it's still Angelina because she's got the whole glowing pregnant mommy thing going on and her hair looks fabulous.
carter absolutely - she is fabulous (though angelina jolie is a fairly close second). i love trying to predict who jim'd pick...and shoes *are* a factor.
angelina jolie
Who are you who must not be named?
Having just seen *Sweeney Todd* the other night, I gotta go with HB Carter. Some interesting choices though.
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