"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"to talk of milfy things"
The Contest
That's right! It's time to make your nominations for Celebrity MILF of the year. Before you nominate, take a look at the rules:
1) The nominee must be a celebrity or have been knocked up by a celebrity This is important because we had an incident a couple years ago when Courtney attempted to nominate herself. We at Visions of Ypsi certainly know pregnant people, but they are ineligible for this contest
2) The nominee must have gotten pregnant (or adopted) in 2007
3) Celebrities who gave birth n 2007 but got knocked up in 2006 are ineligible because they were eligible for the 2006 contest
4) All nominations must be posted in this post's comment section w/in one week (7 days) of the post's publication (December 15). Please include all pregnancy stats you have concerning your nomination
5) Pregnant celebrities posting on Visions of Ypsi are encouraged to nominate themselves
6) There is no limit on the number of celebrities one can nominate, but only one will win
7) In the case of a draw, the winner will be selected by me
8) On December 22, nominees will be listed in a new post. If there are more than 10 nominees, I will narrow the list down to the 10 hottest (I know this is completely subjective, but it's my blog, damn't!)
9) I will begin the nominations following the rule section of this post
10) Voting will last through the end of December at which point I will collate the data and announce YOUR 2007 CELEBRITY MILF OF THE YEAR!!!!!
The Nominations
Jessica Alba: Knocked up by Fantastic 4 co-star Cash Warren who is, coincidentally, the de facto winner of the Visions of Ypsi Celebrity Fake-sounding-Celebrity-Name of the Year Award
Drea de Matteo: Knocked up by Shooter Jennings. The baby was born 2 weeks ago & subsequently named Alabama Gypsyrose... a name to make Grandpa Waylon proud
Helena Bonham Carter: Impregnated by Tim Burton, this hottie should be having her baby any day now... here's to hoping Burton films it all and created some stop-motion freak-show based on his recording
Jennifer Weiner: This novelist gave birth last month and has been blogging about the experience since she announced she was pregnant in July.
Nancy Kerrigan: this horse-face is only rumored to be preggo. Let's hope Jennifer Weiner doesn't club her knee in an attempt to steal some votes
There must be people more deserving of the award than these folks... so make w/ the nominations!
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That Cash Warren guy was not her co-star. He's not an actor, he's like a director's assistant or something like that. I nominate Christina Aguillera by the way. And I'm sure no one else likes her, and I hear her views on The View are sometimes ridiculous, but I think Elizabeth Hasselbeck is pretty hot and I think she had a kid a few months ago.
You can stop the voting now as Jessica Alba wins hands down
What about Halle Berry?
I am with Jason, Christina Aguliera is pretty hot. Is Halle Barry really pregnant? I don't get people magazine over here.
Isn't a contest supposed to be competitive? Hands down it would be Alba, Matteo and then any skinny strung out dame, fat chick or horse face.
Nancy Kerrigan doesn't need to worry about being clubbed in the knee, but she better hope Jennifer Weiner doesn't eat her!
Christina Aguillera
Halle Berry
Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Good... 3 more nominations.
And you can all stop your voting. The nomination process isn't over yet. Keep your opinions to yourselves until next week.
So sorry! People must not have paid attention to the ridiculous number of rules and regulations for this contest. I didn't see the footnote about when voting starts and I missed Appendix 2, nomination eligibility. That one lady is still fat!
Bridget Moynahan got knocked up by Tom Brady
I think Alba is the hottest though.
Angelina Jolie, how many times can one person be nominated? She has adopted at least 3 or 4 kids as well as giving birth. Nancy has no right to be on the list with the others, she was hot in 92, when you were wearing poka dots with a flat top. that was never hot.
I agree with Jean. Except maybe it was hot on Kid n' Play. No, not on them either.
I nominate Nicole Richie. She's not actually that hot, but she looks a whole helluva lot better now that she has some meat on her bones from being preggers!
Are you suggesting that Kid n Play are pregnant? Kid could keep the baby in his high-top fade. There's room for all sorts of stuff in there. It's like Mary Poppin's carpet bag.
Oh, you're refering to the hair... not the pregger issue. I see.
There is also J.LO and Ali Landry
so... what does it take to be considered famous?
;) j/k
Jamie Lynn Spears! For those of you who don't yet know, Britney's 16 year old sister is preggers. Their mom's parenting book's release date has been put on hold- I'm not even kidding! I am not nominating her though. That wouldn't be legal.
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Brit's sister? From Chloe 101? wow... she's pretty young.
Once again Wendy, you've left me confused.
I am so impressed that you knew the show that Brittney's sister is in. I didn't.
Know it? I dvr it! At least one member of my household is loving it.
MILF of the year, huh? I'm going to have to go with a write-in candidate, Barack Obama. Yes we can, people!
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