Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Tube Time Fun w/ Visions of Ypsi

Jason has been in town this week, &, as always when we get together, we spent a lot of time this week watching extremely shitty television. For instance, we caught an episode of Crazy Mark TV on Community Access the other night. Now, I've seen a lot of shit in my day, & while crazy mark is no Christopher Saint, his show sucks. Be sure to check out the show when you get the chance. Furthermore, you also need to watch The Show of Shows. It comes right after Crazy Mark TV, both in time-slot & in quality. This is a show where people submit their own films, which could be alright, except one was just a close-up of Santa Clause snow globe for 5 minutes. After The Show of Shows, we treated ourselves to Rock of Love & The Rock Life. I am interested in he way they found the women for Rock of Love. Where do they get a group of women so fucked up that Bret Michaels ends up looking intelligent & classy. The blond chick w/ the pink streak in the middle of her head is hot, but even Pam Anderson needed more than just hotness to make her show work. As far as The Rock Life goes, those freaks deserve a show like Visions of Ypsi deserve a fucking Pulitzer. Cisco Adler, the son of Lou, may have the lowest hanging ball in he history of low hanger, but they're still miles above his musical talent. Of course, there's also Tony Potato, the band's manager & former lawyer, & current horrible comedian, who displays even less talent throughout the show. They set up a stand-up gig for him & the fact that he thought he was funny proves how unfunny he is. "Hack" isn't even the right term for his routine. I honestly thought he was retarded for the 1st half of the show, but it turns out he isn't... he just sucks. And now, what you've all been waiting for... Cisco Adler's low hanging balls:

7 comments:

Zoe the Wonder Dog said...

Gack. Socks.

Andre said...

Yeah, there's nothing right about that.

jason said...

Tony Potato isn't their manager. He's their dancer. And for some reason he's actually considered a member of the band.

Stacey said...

That is some low-hanging fruit there.

Andre said...

Right you are, Jason. my mistake.

jason said...

Here's another fun fact about the Rock Life guys...The drummer is Roy Orbison's son!

amyd said...

JUMPING SAGGY BALLS BATMAN!