Monday, January 14, 2008

My Inner Frat Boy

In an attempt to get in touch w/ my inner frat boy, I DVRed the G4 coverage of The Adult Entertainment Expo. Of course, I was only able to stomach about 10 minutes of it, but it was worth the effort. Like most other If nothing else, I learned a few important lessons.
* Porn stars are not nearly as interesting w/ their clothes on
* In this case, what happened in Vegas really should have stayed there
* When people give porns stars microphones, unfortunately, they use them to say things
* G4's pop-culture coverage is no better than that of E or Spike
* The pseudo-celebs they had lined up to interview wouldn't even count on the Death Pool... American Gladiators & UFC people? Give me a break!
* A day in the life of Stormy Daniels is no better than a day in the life of anyone else
* None-the-less, she's pretty hot
* I may need to get the Debbie Does Dallas graphic novel.
* I never thought the day would come when I would turn off a documentary about porn to watch The Dukes of Hazzard, but apparently the day has come


jason said...

Only frat boys like porn? If that's the case then how the hell weren't you in a fraternity? You would have been president.

UFC guys and American Gladiators would totally qualify for the death pool. Were there any UFC guys besides Tito Ortiz? I figured he'd be there since he's dating whatever that is that used to be Jenna Jameson.

Daye said...

once, we were in a hotel room in Buffalo NY and their local channel had a sex show--the host was interviewing a stripper and she said..and I quote

"Magazines have always been a good medium for me."

that is echoing around in my skull

Andre said...

No, I'm not suggesting that. I'm suggesting that this show was geared towards Frat Boys.

Laura said...

i came home once and found my dad watching Debbie Does Dallas. It was excruciating.

Laura's Dad's Penis said...

You're telling me!
I was rubbed raw for days after that!

Andre said...

It's an alright film. As far as classic porn goes, I like Deep Throat more though.

The Devil in Miss Jones is ok too, but Behind the Green Door is disturbing as hell. A few yeas ago, Stephanie and I decided to watch all the classics.

Matthew said...

Well, at least you didn't turn off actual porn to watch The Dukes of Hazzard.

I had the opportunity to have a work sponsored trip to Vegas this past weekend (and had seriously considered going to the AVN/Adult Entertainment Expo). Ended up deciding that it was not worth it, even when not paying the bill... Sent a couple of mechanics to go pick up the car there instead of me. They liked getting paid overtime to go to Vegas, and I got to relax and get work done.

dan said...

I say The Dukes trump most shows!

Tom Wopat said...

The Dukes of Hazzard IS porn as far as I'm concerned.