In an attempt to get in touch w/ my inner frat boy, I DVRed the G4 coverage of The Adult Entertainment Expo. Of course, I was only able to stomach about 10 minutes of it, but it was worth the effort. Like most other If nothing else, I learned a few important lessons.
* Porn stars are not nearly as interesting w/ their clothes on
* In this case, what happened in Vegas really should have stayed there
* When people give porns stars microphones, unfortunately, they use them to say things
* G4's pop-culture coverage is no better than that of E or Spike
* The pseudo-celebs they had lined up to interview wouldn't even count on the Death Pool... American Gladiators & UFC people? Give me a break!
* A day in the life of Stormy Daniels is no better than a day in the life of anyone else
* None-the-less, she's pretty hot
* I may need to get the Debbie Does Dallas graphic novel.
* I never thought the day would come when I would turn off a documentary about porn to watch The Dukes of Hazzard, but apparently the day has come
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Only frat boys like porn? If that's the case then how the hell weren't you in a fraternity? You would have been president.
UFC guys and American Gladiators would totally qualify for the death pool. Were there any UFC guys besides Tito Ortiz? I figured he'd be there since he's dating whatever that is that used to be Jenna Jameson.
once, we were in a hotel room in Buffalo NY and their local channel had a sex show--the host was interviewing a stripper and she said..and I quote
"Magazines have always been a good medium for me."
that is echoing around in my skull
No, I'm not suggesting that. I'm suggesting that this show was geared towards Frat Boys.
i came home once and found my dad watching Debbie Does Dallas. It was excruciating.
You're telling me!
I was rubbed raw for days after that!
It's an alright film. As far as classic porn goes, I like Deep Throat more though.
The Devil in Miss Jones is ok too, but Behind the Green Door is disturbing as hell. A few yeas ago, Stephanie and I decided to watch all the classics.
Well, at least you didn't turn off actual porn to watch The Dukes of Hazzard.
I had the opportunity to have a work sponsored trip to Vegas this past weekend (and had seriously considered going to the AVN/Adult Entertainment Expo). Ended up deciding that it was not worth it, even when not paying the bill... Sent a couple of mechanics to go pick up the car there instead of me. They liked getting paid overtime to go to Vegas, and I got to relax and get work done.
I say The Dukes trump most shows!
The Dukes of Hazzard IS porn as far as I'm concerned.
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