Halloween Post #5: His Hair was Perfect

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking thru the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Gonna get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
A-hooo, the werewolves of London, A-hooo

If you hear his howling around the kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated last night
Werewolves of London again
A-hooo, werewolves of London, a-hooo

He's the hairy-handed gent
Who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him,
He'll rip your lungs out Jim
But hey, I'd like to meet his tailor
A-hooooo, werewolves of London, a-hooo

Well, I saw Lon Cheney walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of London
I saw Lon Cheney Jr. walking with the Queen
I saw a werewolf dringing a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect Stephaine's Obama Pumpkin My Owl Pumpkin