Thursday, December 17, 2009

Holiday Post #7: The New Song... as Promised

I mentioned last week that the song was in the works. I'm done w/ grading & taking a break from my other jobs (Nicola's, Plum, & working on that little Sherlock Holmes article) to tell you all the song is finished. It's fun little number for the whole family... as long as your family includes kissing cousins... but I almost offended myself. The only real defense for this thing is 2-fold: 1) Stephanie requested a song referencing "Christmas thongs" so we can blame her & 2) it's not offensive, it's clever. Imagine it as an upbeat swing number w/ the ocal styings of someone like Dean Martin or maybe Crosby (Bing not David). Oh, & in case you forgot, here's the link to my previous holiday ditty. After you read the lyrics, don't forget to croll down and cast youur vote!

“A Swingin’ Christmas Time”

This Christmas everyone is comin’
We’ll have fun with ho ho hos
Inside our fire’s warm and hummin’
Underneath the mistletoe

In honor of the Christmas season
We’re gonna play a Christmas tune
It’s hot in here but outside it is freezin’
Santa’s smilin’ wide and comin’ soon.

We’re gonna have a swingin’ Christmas
We’re naked underneath the tree
We’re gonna have a swingin’ Christmas
You & you & you & you & me

So trim your tree and trim your bush
It’s time to shine your Festivus pole
Now dance around and shake your tush
We decked the mantel with an empty fishbowl

In honor of the Christmas season
A Christmas carol just for you.
Although one-on-one can be pleasin',
This holiday we'll try few-on-few

We’re gonna have a swingin’ Christmas
We’re naked underneath the tree
We’re gonna have a swingin’ Christmas
You & you & you & you & me

So if you want to have a Christmas to remember
Take off your shirts and make the Yule Tide gay
Or gently wrap your hands around my member,
Then go and wash your white Christmas away.

In honor of the Christmas season
We’re gonna sing a Christmas song
Drink up and let’s abandon rhyme and reason
Drop your pants and drop your Christmas thong

We’re gonna have a swingin’ Christmas
We’re naked underneath the tree
We’re gonna have a swingin’ Christmas
You & you & you & you & me

3 comments:

stephanie said...

I claim NO responsibility for that!!!!

Anonymous said...

An instant classic!

Kelly G. said...

So trim your tree and trim your bush
It’s time to shine your Festivus pole
Now dance around and shake your tush
We decked the mantel with an empty fishbowl


thats defiantly the best verse... instant classic is for sure


wow

hahahaha

*Kelly*